Not Me Monday

Here are a few things that I absolutely did NOT do lately.

Buy something on clearance then hide it from my husband.

Who, me? Are you kidding, what kind of a wife do you think I am?  I am always 100% *ahem* honest with my husband about all of my purchases.

Use a boxed mix and then tell people I “can’t remember” the recipe.

Everyone knows that I never use boxed mixes and did you not just read the statement above, I never lie to people.

Tell my son that I am going to send him to live with his teacher since he behaves better for her than he does for me.

What kind of mother would say that to her dear sweet child? Not this one!  Especially not a mother so immersed in being a Love and Logic parent. I mean, come on people!

Go meet strangers that I met on Twitter and try to be their friends.  Only crazy people who want to get ax murdered do that. And really super out-going people that have interesting lives, which I definitely am NOT.


FYI – I did not get ax murdered.

Let my kids eat donuts for breakfast to coherse them back to school after the Christmas break.

I never let my kids eat junk food. Especially for breakfast. That’s the most unhealthy thing I have ever heard of and I would never….

MckMama used to host Not Me Monday but I don’t think she really does it anymore but I think it’s funny sometimes so I went ahead and did it anyway because apparently I am all about doing things I would normally not do this week.


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