Charlie: Mom, how old was Chewie when we got him?
Me: He was about eight weeks old.
Charlie: Why didn’t we get him when he was first born?
Me: Because newborn puppies need to stay with their mommies so they can drink her milk.
Charlie: Oh, poor Chewie. I bet he misses his mommy’s boob.
And then I died.
Charlie and Chewie. Lovers of breastfeeding. I guess. |