You know you are a Mom of boys when you hear yourself saying things like this:
“Please take your brother’s underwear off your head and give them back.”
“Because it’s gross to eat while you are on the toilet, that’s why!”
“I’m not sure. I don’t have one of those. You’ll have to wait and ask Daddy.”
“No, it’s not wasteful to wash your underwear every day. Go ahead and change them.”
And last but not least:
“Would you please cover that thing up.”
Note that these are all bathroom and private part related.
This is my life, people.